Birds-eye-pretty

This is what you call a person of an over weight nature that uses camera perspective to give the impression they are much slimmer than they are. This is done by holding the camera arms length in the air towards the sky or ceiling and taking the pic. This is common in profile pics.

" Dude!- That girl from the dating site works at the mall she must have put on 50 pounds or she was Birds-eye-pretty!

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birds eye viewing

When your wanking off someone while looking at there japs eye and it starts to wink at you before it chucks it’s lumpy custard at your cranium.

She had birds eye viewing of me blow my load all over her.

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birds eye viewed

getting a blowjob

( name comes from looking down at the girl since you have a birds eye view of the act happening.)

boy 1: dude, i just got birds eye viewed by that chick last night
boy 2: did she swallow?
boy 1: na it was like watching a Geyser from outerspace.

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Bird's Eye Beauty

The phenomenon whereby a woman becomes more beautiful when seen from the top position in missionary sex. It might be from lust, or perhaps it's just gravity smoothing her face.

When she closed her eyes and moaned, bird's eye beauty kicked in and propelled me over the top.

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A bird has many eyes

"A bird has many eyes" is a saying which is mostly found in UK culture. A bird can see from the sky and the ground. It refers to situation, which can be interpreted in many ways. The perspective is crucial. The angle one might look at a problem, etc.

Timmy:I believe McCarthy is too old to be top dog
James: A bird has many eyes
Timmy: What?
James: It depends how you look at it
Timmy:I guess you are right, its just my opinion

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Black-Eye Bird

That one friend that stays up until 4:00 A.M. playing games and stays up 22 hours of the day.

"hey man, go to sleep and get some rest"
"no"
"why not"
"my sleep schedule doesn't let me"
"how about you change your sleep schedule, don't be a black-eye bird"
".....

no"