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To be a person who shits too long and is always late because of it
Man: Where the fuck is Mike?
Woman: He has been taking a shit for the past 20 minutes.
Man: Jesus, he is such a Birder.
A male that takes down women for fun, who's way with the opposite sex is unrivalled by his peers.
Did you hear Jarv shagged 4 women last week. He's a sickening birder.
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A gamer being so obsessed and expert in Angry Birds game.
You break my high score! You're really a Angry Birder!
A socially awkward person who tries to impress pretty office girls by giving them useless trinkets. Most often done anonymously. Similar to how some pets might leave dead animals on the house steps.
The office dead-birder was so enamored by the new intern, he left an old dusty can koozie on her chair that he won at the company picnic 5 years ago.
When you are murdered whilst riding a Bird through the city.
Bro, turns out it wasn’t an accident, Kyle was birdered.
An idiotic subculture most prevalent in boomers. Being a birder consists of watching birds and then telling people how amazing your hobby is. People people who identify as birders are generally tepid and uncreative simpletons. Not to be confused with a Naturalist.
The Virgin Birder sits on a park bench at 2PM watching pigeons, while the Chad Naturalist goes on a month long expedition in Antarctica to count penguins.