Birthe

Birthe is the word for the hottest chick on earth. Tall, blond and freakin attractive. If you go for a Birthe be prepared to have the best night ever.

Guy A: Men, last nite I had to choose between Pamela, Paris and Birthe.
Guy B.: What did you do?
Guy A: I took all of them but Birthe was deinately the hottest.

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birth

WHEN YOU ARE ON A TABLE AND EVERYONE IS STARING AND POKING AT YOUR VAGINA UNTILL A JUICY BABY COMES OUT

IM GIVING BIRTH TO A JUICY BABY

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birthed

What happened to the Crazy Cat lady Aimee

When Aimee was Birthed it meant the end of the world was near

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Birthed

something your mom did to you

Jhon: what did my mom ever do
Dave: she birthed you into existence

Jhon: oh, so she must be disappointed

Dave: yeah.

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birth

birth is a stupid thing births are mistakes

lmao im honry lol
birth

birth

leavin' the beaver

that bitch be birthin again!

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birth

The consequences a girl must face letting a guy not use a condom.

Lily didn't make chad wear a condom and now she has to give birth...