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The day on which your mother, through excruciating pain and agony, pushed you out of her vagina and gave birth.
It isn't your birthday, it's your mom's.
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a day to celebrate that you havent died in in the last year
"its my birthday!"
"Whoopdy fucking doo"
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the day signifying that you're another year closer to your eventual and innevitable decay.
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the one time of year when all the random kids from 8th grade feel like they should post on your wall because they'll be a good person. in reality, no one gives a shit.
Jane Doe posted on your wall "happy birthday (;"
your reaction: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!
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The one day a year when your Facebook notifications rocket and your wall gets filled with other people's posts.
Ted Jones
Happy Birthday!
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