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Bismarck

This word's etymological roots are a derived from a composite of the frigid capital of North Dakota, the colossal size of the Nazi warboat, and the oft observed personal antics of the Prussian statesman after which the other two are named. It is a term used to describe the act of defecating (a good, colossal defecation) inside of a condom and freezing it for later use, violent or sexual.

Nothing satisfies a freaky lady (or man for that matter) on a hot summer day like a massive, frosty Bismarck.

by madmax1889 October 18, 2010

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Bismarck

Bismarck was one of two Bismarck class battleships built for the Kriegsmarine (German Navy from 1935 - 1945). The other ship being the Tirpitz. Bismarck was laid down on July 1936 at the Blohm and Voss shipyard in Hamburg. She was launched on February 1939 and complete on August 1940.

β€œBismarck is famous for taking part in the Battle of the Denmark Straight and for destroying the Royal Navy’s world famous HMS Hood.”

by Awkward Doggo March 21, 2020

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Bismarck

A Prussian officer during the late 1800's who wore a hard cap with a pointy tip.

A Bismarck ordered his enlisted Prussian soilders to attack the Danish flank.

by AdamRother March 7, 2021

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Bismarck

Bismarck. Perhaps the most feared vessel ever built. With a main armament of 8 15" SK C/34 main guns, laid out in a 4x2 configuration, she became infamous almost instantly. Best known for the sinking of the British battlecruiser HMS Hood, she was an impressive vessel. She was fast, heavily armed, heavily armored, and a great metal beast. She has collected 4 things over the years: a Sabaton song (aptly named "Bismarck"), waifu status (thanks Azur Lane), fame, and is also an SCP (SCP-4127). She has gone down (no pun intended) in history as an icon of naval power. She has a lesser known sister ship, Tirpitz. Tirpitz was in Norway when she was attacked by aircraft and capsized. The final battle of Bismarck occurred in 4 phases: the first, when British carrier Ark Royal caught up with her and attacked her with Swordfish torpedo bombers, which disabled her steering gear and jammed her rudders in a turning position, the second phase being the shadowing of British cruisers (causing no real damage), the third phase when she was cornered by British battleships Rodney and King George V, as well as the cruisers Norfolk and Dorsetshire. She was sunk in this phase. The fourth phase was that of planes from the Luftwaffe attacking the retreating British ships, resulting in the loss of a destroyer.

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NavalFan108: Real men like the Bismarck class.

by maybesomeonerandomyes February 8, 2021

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Bismarck

A sexual activity in which either partner jumps from any distance, with the intent of penetration.

Bob recently injured his penis while attempting a 5-foot Bismarck with Mary.

by Matt T 777 January 7, 2007

6πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


Bismarck

While fingering, an inexperienced rookie in the sack rips apart the inside of a vagina due to a lack of knowledge and straight up stupidity.

Jade is such a cunt. I can't even walk because of the wicked bismarck she gave me last night!

by Trunchbull September 10, 2007

2πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


Bismarcked

the act of disabling a ship by torpedoing the rudder
reminiscent of the raid that disabled the Bismarck

"We have been Bismarcked and we are going circles!"

by (inhale) July 8, 2019