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An extremely unpleasant fart that "browns", "seasons" and " thickens" all in one.
A bisto fart is a fart that stains ones underwear like gravy granules, gets stronger in smell and thickens the air as it matures to full strength. A bisto kid is one who enjoys the smell of a bisto fart
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A euphemism for gay male sex, for use in sensitive company
"Oh, Gary and Paul were out together all weekend. I think they must have gone to the theme park, they mentioned riding the Bisto Logflume together three times in a row"
"Oh man, next time we ride the Bisto Logflume, you're going in front. Those baby gravy stains will take ages to get out"
One who sniffs the air and enjoys the smell of a good bisto fart
"Aah Bisto! ", called a bisto kid as the rotten smell of a bisto fart hit his nasal passage.
the appearance of the testicles after anal sex when any 'bum gravy' (a bit like fanny batter but brown in colour and from the anus) residue has been allowed to dry, thus making it look like you have just dipped your sweaty bollocks in the Bisto.
Eee and Col were having a threesome again and lucky Col got the chance to 'smash her backdoors in'. After some frantic thrusting he eventually finished and withdrew only to find his privates covered in bum gravy. Too tired to wipe his knob he fell asleep and allowed the bum gravy to dry. When he and Eee eventually woke up Eee remarked 'love the look of the Bisto bollocks mate'.
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An expression used to describe a state of pure bliss when everything is going well. Often used ironically.
Derived from the gravy granule brand bisto as the situation is just as swell as the gravy
YOU ARE ON THE BEACH WITH SOME FRIENDS
Annie : isn’t this nice
Tilly : yeah beautiful
Peony: what a nice day
Alice : Ahh bisto!
Metaphor: Bodily excretion made through the fusion of feaces, water and gastric gasses. The combining catylist is usually a combination of South Indian chili garlic chicken and 8 pints of Guiness. Passing is usually accompanied by a splashy / machine gun rat a tat tat.
My arse is red raw man. I went for a shite and it was just fizzy bisto.
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Diarrhoea. ( Bisto being a type of instant gravy in the UK )
Downed 10 pints of Guiness last night then went for a curry. Had botty bisto all morning. The bathrooms like a biohazard zone.
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