Rural Dictionary

bitch you guessed it

1.When someone states the obvious.

2. The name of a song . It's really stupid but good at the same time.

-Jamie is a hoe
-BITCH YOU GUESSED IT!!
WOO!
YOU WAS RIGHT.

-Light Yagami,you are Kira

-BITCH YOU GUESSED IT

WOO
YOU WAS RIGHT!

-Justin Bieber is a faggot
-BITCH YOU GUESSED IT
WOO
YOU WAS FUCKING RIGHT

by ButtercupUtoniumBitch January 31, 2016

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Bitch you are a bitch

Its calling someone a dubble bitch. If you hate someone than just say "bitch you are a bitch". If they look at you like your weird or some shit than say "fuck off", now bitch you look like a bitch means: the person is fucking anoying and is and idiot and a piece of shit, and it shows that you hate the person.

The person you hate: hey

You: bitch you are a bitch.

The person you hate: what?

You: fuck off

The person you hate: wtf is wrong with you?

You: "smiles"

by Im that bitchy bitch June 29, 2020

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Bitch you got pied

when you servely pwn someone or just for comedic relief

usually along with a you got pied picture

Cooldude:Come on smoking crack isn't that bad
Me:are you being sereal
Cooldude: Idk what sereal is but i'm pretty sure i am
Me:Dumbass
M:*post Bitch you got pied picture.*

by Kristopher Wash. July 26, 2007

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old bitch you wary

Being suddenly wary of having referred to the recently deceased as a "bitch"

You're at the funeral of a woman you didn't much like. In fact, she was a real turd and you know it. Perhaps she was the nun who slapped your hands with a ruler when you were in Catholic school. As you walk past the casket you mumble to yourself "I'm glad you're dead, you old bitch" and you are. But suddenly you notice that people are looking at you. You may have said that a little too loudly. Or maybe they can just read lips, you really can't be sure. In that moment when you realize something may be amiss, you are officially old bitch you wary.

by zombies8 October 9, 2011

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