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A prince, a gentleman, a scholar, a protector...seeker of tiny doors...soulmate of Ava
Woman A: There is no such thing as the perfect man.
Woman B: Then you haven't met Bjorn!
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action of getting women and then get special relations
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a really short man. Often seen wearing a suit and tie with a dashing fedora to complete the look.
Bjorn's are not particularly fond of espen's, but really in truly they are the most adorable couple❤️
wow! look at the small man, his name is probably bjorn.
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Bjorn, where do I start? An absolute hotty, the best god damn abs ever but he won’t admit it. Amazing at every sport, especially basketball and soccer, he’s very fit. He can be quite sensitive but he’ll never show you how he really feels unless he trusts you completely. He’s outgoing, fun and has the cutest laugh ever. He makes the best jokes and loves tickling and teasing you. His hair is amazing, he can not wash it for a week but it’ll still look amazing, even when it’s not styled. If you’re dating a good Bjorn he gives you all his attention, little cuddles when he thinks nobodies looking or sometimes when the whole world is staring. He gives the cutest kisses ever, super soft and delicate lips. His smile can light up a whole room, it’s contagious. Bjorn’s love alone time and that can sometimes be mistaken for him being sad but mostly he just needed some time to think. It’s amazing when you hold hands, his hands are always really warm so he’s practically a portable heater. He always wants other people to be happy and he has the biggest heart ever. Bjorn is a fucking god but he’s never admit it.
Person 1: Wow! That guy looks like a god
Person 2: Yeah, he’s name is Bjorn
Person 1: I wish I was like Bjorn
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an extremly blonde and large cocked young fellow.usually found in the upper parts of norwegia but could be found in America(very rare). ~They fetch a high price in bounties~YARRRRR!MATEY!
"There bes on of dos bjorns!get reinforcement so we can captre the yougIn!!"
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1.to completely destroy or defeat past the point of ridiculousness.
guy a, "oh no an asteroid's gonna hit us!"
guy b, "planet earth is about to be bjorned"
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Bjorn is perfect. He has beautiful blue eyes with soft, long, brown hair. Has the best abs and body. the best personality as well. He's very good at hiding his emotions. even though bjorn seems so perfect (which he is) he is the biggest douchebag I've ever met. he breaks girl heart's so easily because they fall for him so hard. by far the best kisser ever, and best at feeling you up. but don't be fooled, he talks so much shit about you behind your back, watch out. soccer is he main sport, but he also does some others.
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