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The greatest excuse that racists use to try to make it look like they're not racist.
Apparently having black friends negates any racist thing you say.
Person 1: Yeah, niggers are always stealing things and killing each other. Fuck those niggers!
Person 2: Dude...what's wrong with you?
Person 1: It's okay, I have black friends. I can say this.
Person 2: I don't think it works that way.
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The mythological one black friend that every group of young white males has in evey TV commercial. Most noticeable in all beer, car, fast food, deodorant and cologne commericals.
"Hey, check out that Bud Light commercial, 35 scruffy white guys in cargo shorts at a barbecue, and they invited along their TV Commercial Black Friend."
"Yep, he was just in the Taco Bell Commercial getting drive thru with 7 other white dudes."
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Away to say hi to your black friend without saying the N word
Respectable black person: yo jimmy
White guy: hello my respectable black friend
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How you know if a white person is racist or not
Ignorant black person: That was racist.
White person: It's ok, I have black friends.
Ignorant black person: My mistake. I didn't know.
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To be in the know, well-connected, or have access to criminal networks.
Can be interepreted as a threat, but more usually a point of pride.
This city is so tame and theres cops everywhere, I don't know what I'm going to do for bud. I'm on my last eigth - fuck!
Dont worry bro, I have black friends.
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A person that sucks you into being their best friend till they get bored of you, then they destroy you by talking crap about you with the intent of making all your other friends and acquaintances hate you. The black widow friend is usually a middle school or high school girl.
Watch out for that girl over there, she is a black widow friend!
A 1990s and 2000s movie trope. A diversity token to attract black audiences. Usually the black BFF is unknown to the general audience, but is an A-Lister in the black film scene. They, be it he or a she, offer gems of wisdom with a little urban or southern flair, and sometimes they can even save the day.
I wonder what that black actress from The Unborn is doing right now, she was so hot! But also, a great example of a dependable black friend.
Oh, you mean Meagan Good? I think she's married now..