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Black Label Society

A band that you must listen to, established in 1998 by Ozzy Osbourne guitarist Zakk Wylde. This band plays pure no bullshit metal, and has songs for when your partyin' hard, or for when you just want to sit back, chill, and have a beer. The band's motto is STRENGTH DETERMINATION MERCILESS FOREVER, or SDMF for short. Scientists have proven that everytime anyone repeats that motto, an emo and/or pedofile is crushed by a fuckin' transport truck pulling out of a brewery. Fans of the band are refered to as Society Dwelling MotherFuckers, and usually have an extra 24 on hand. They will usually drink that 24 in one single night with some good society dwellin' buddies.
All Black Label Society songs must be played at max volume.

BLEED BLACK LABEL SOCIETY
Born to booze, refuse to lose
Live life stronger than death

by thissucksletsgogetdrunk October 17, 2009

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Black Label Society

Stregnth
Determination
Merciless
Forever

enough said

Black Label Society kick some motherfuckin' ass!!

by See Emily Play December 8, 2004

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Black Label Society

Heavy metal band lead by former Ozzy Osbourne guitarist Zakk Wylde. The perfect combination of nu-metal and old school metal. And since Zakk plays like every fuckin' instrument ever the music is fresh, and different then anything else you'll ever hear. Best fucking band on the planet.

Black Label rule the world motherfucker!

by JonnySideburns May 16, 2004

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Black Label Society

One Of The Greatest Bands IN the World

B.L.S. Rules Everything

by Jordan Scott May 20, 2004

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black label society

The Greatest Fucking Band Ever. ZAKK WYLDE IS KING.

Society Dwelling Mother Fuckers rule!

Black Label Society Kicks fucking ass.

by seabass February 22, 2005

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Black Label 2 v.6

An ultimate beer-bong machine, capable of flushing out a full can of beer in mere seconds. Ergonomically designed to eliminate all foam, and the sixth version includes a built-in plug created from the finest Japanese chopsticks. Constructed with the most expensive PCP pipes of medieval England, combined with Cosco's most luxurious Propel and Vitamin Water bottles. The only competitor its rival, and brother, The Leviathan.

Fun Fact: The original Black Label was built way back in the summer of '08 using cardboard poster paper, wrapped in saran wrap. Over 25 adjustments have been made, including foam-reducers, beer filters, caps, funnels, plugs, aesthetics, grip, mouthpiece, and painting.

*The Leviathan can only be seen at night, much like the pokemon Hoot-Hoot.

KW: let's chug beers
BL: let's make a beer bong. i'll make the black label 2 v.6 and race it against your leviathan

by Rita Malek October 21, 2008

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mountain dew black label

the rain that fell to earth on the first night of creation. it colored the night sky.

mountain dew black label was the rain.

by F.JjJjJ January 15, 2020