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Black Men Can't Swim

Tosh.0's spirited sequal to "White Men can't jump". Mainly the movie is to show reverse descrimination, as to be ironic.

(It's not a real movie though, it's only a joke.)

Average homeboy: How come it's okay to make a movie like "White Men can't jump", but not "Black Men Can't Swim"?
Tosh:... That sounds like a great idea for a movie :D.

by Creeper Jones February 11, 2010

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Big Juicy Black Men

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It is scientifically proven that watching Big Juicy Black Men Porn increases your physical strength and endurance SIGNIFICANTLY, you'll even get a MAJOR increase in intellect!.

Watching Big Juicy Black Men Porn has not only gotten me a chiseled chin, chad jawline, 9 packs and several instances of testicular torsion (from jerking off too much). It has also ensured that humanity will go down a path of prosperity.

Great job, Big Juicy Black Men Porn You are truly the of all time!

Person A: "God I love porn."

Person B: "Which type of porn?"

Person A: "I have many kinks, inflation, impregnation, BDSM Cum Monsters, amputees and so much more. But my favorite genre has to be Big Juicy Black Men."

Person B: "You have good taste, I love Big Juicy Black Men as well."

Person A: "Wanna make out?"

Person B: "Fuck yeah."

by BigJuicyBlackMen Enjoyer January 23, 2023

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


300 Black men for 2 Pounds!

Clash Of Clans Moment ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)

Guy 1: Guess what i bought for 2 pounds
Guy 2: 300 Black men for 2 pounds!

by May 16, 2023

13๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


big black oily men

Your casual history teacher who loves playing Fortnite and hanging with his other oily bros. They are super hot and save a sexy bod.

Person1 : I love watching big black oily men dancing.
Person 2: me too!

by Yournotfunny69 May 13, 2023

22๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Big Black Indonesian Men

Big Black Indonesian Men refers to the group of people who consistently visit your mother every evening

Nigga1: Yo, you hear about them Big Black Indonesian Men? niggers niggers niggers
Cop: Die monkey

by A gerbagaibadaybadawn January 19, 2023

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Big hot oiled up homosexual black men brutally fucking each other

Oh my god I would kill to see this happen

Guy 1: man, I really wanna see some Big hot oiled up homosexual black men brutally fucking each other

Guy 2: kill yourself

by BirdsAreFake115 May 3, 2024


i like big black gucy men

Big fat oily black men

subj1-did u know i like big black gucy men?
subj2_no i did not know that you like big black gucy men

by MENINMYASS August 14, 2023