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one of the main protagonists of the magnus archives and probably the sweetest boy to ever live - he drinks a lot of tea and has self-esteem issues. he's literally in love with his boss from season one to the end of the show, and it is destroying him mentally.
some kid: whos that
jonathan sims, head archivist of the magnus institute: my husband, martin blackwood. do not even look at him, you don't deserve his beauty.
some kid: sorry sir
Demitri Blackwood aka Eva‘s soulmate. The most attractive episode boy to exist. A russian Aries with thick smooth black hair, ocean blue eyes and a smile girls are fainting for. Dana‘s very mysterious main character, with a heart out of gold and an attracting personality, which Eva is melting for.
“Who’s THAT blue eyed guy over there?“
“You mean that tall, muscular, black haired guy? How can you not know him- THATS Demitri Blackwood!“
A chubby, Jewish, Eastern Asian man who has spent his hole life being neglected. His husband is Jonathan Simms his former boss, and he has an obsession for tea and cuddles. Mans is NOT soft though he will kill anybody if he needs to
Bro 1: bruh I think I’m in love with my boss
Bro 2: haha epic tma reference. Ur a Martin Blackwood.
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a huuuuuuuuuge penis
yeah dude, he's got a nice Lord Blackwood.
Someone who is antisocial, rude, and completely disregards social customs such as being nice or smiling (the disdainful or malicious smirk not included). Kind of (really) a bitch. Usually has a rather pointless hobby, like watching car shows or riding motorcycles.
Girl 1: Hi!!!!
Girl 2: *glare* Fuck off.
Girl 1: *tears* what did I ever do to you?
Girl 2: *smirks evilly*
Girl 1: You're such a Blackwood!!!
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“Hey! What school do you go to?” “Blackwood comp”
A wanna be jockey and secret gay
Loves to feed turmeric
Has matchy matchy saddle pads and uses sainsbury's bags for a horse hood
All the gear no idea
Lives in the shadow of his son.
Jase Lost anal virginity aged 12 by his riding instructors.
Look at the state of jase blackwood acting a clown trying to ride unsuitable ponies.
Jesus did you see ruby fall at the last and so a jase Blackwood