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Pronounced \'blah-go\
To go on Glenn Beck in a futile effort to look like the noble character in a given scandal.
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"Hi Honey, it's Eric. I'll be home a little early today. Tomorrow I'm going to blago in Manhattan, so could you run my black suit to the cleaners? You're the greatest, baby! See you soon."
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To fuck up and get caught by the feds on tape in the midst of a criminal conspiracy.
Named after Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich.
Man, back in 92 I was running smack and stolen rifles in from Tijuana and I didn't realize the Feds had me blagoed. They had my crib, my car, and my woman wired for sound. I did 8 years at Marion because of it.
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From Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich, "blago" is an expletive used when one has bungled something horribly (i.e., an attempt to sell a vacant seat in the Senate to the highest bidder).
"Blago! I burned my goddamned hot dog! That shit was Fucking Golden!"
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adj. crazy or insane
adv. an action that makes no logical or sane sense
I know Rob loves a good time, but the shit he pulled is just blago.
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To become incredibly drunk, so much so that much like its namesake former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich, one completely loses touch with reality, has delusions of grandeur and/or invincibility, ultimately leading to their pathetic downfall and universal disappointment and scorn.
Ricky said he'd only come out for a couple drinks, but that quickly turned into nine and before you knew it, he was so blago he puked on my shirt, ran down Michigan Avenue with no clothes on and got hit by a bus he thought he could stop.
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BLAGO LJUBOJEVIC is the best soccer player ever. He is the BEST at ball handling and finishing. He gets more pussy than a vet center and is extremely attractive.
Girl 1: No way is it actually Blago the GOAT of soccer.
*Every girl turns to Blago and wants to fuck him. *
Girl 2: Legends say it his dick once intimidated the other team, and they let him win.
Blago's manager: sounds like BLAGO LJUBOJEVIC!
Bad hair day to the extreme, bordering on bad hair life. Flyaway, uncontrollable ass hat, goofball, in-your-face hair that won't quit.
I always have a Blago hair day when I'm in Chicago. Got any aquanet?
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