Blanched

To lose an election as an incumbent by a large amount. A reference to Blanche Lincoln's landslide loss in the 2010 Arkansas Senate Election

Cory Gardner will get blanched in 2020.

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Blanching

Cumming inside of an elderly woman; leaving a cream pie. Named so due to Blanch from the Golden Girls.

"How was your Thanksgiving?"
"Pretty good; I was blanching my best friend's grandmother."

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blanched

to be completly high or stoned
blanched is a cool way to say it

Stoner 1: "dude, lets get blanched later"
Stoner 2: "man im already blanched outta my mind"

Stoner 1: "k so meet you in 10 minutes?"
Stoner 2: "Fuck yea man, im gonna get so fucking blanched now"

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Blanching

Chillin in a hot tub until your insides are cooked then jump in a cold pool till your willy is an “Innie”

Let’s go blanching in the hot tub and pool!

blanche

A slutty old woman

That woman is such a blanche, just like that old woman from the Golden Girls

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Blanched

To collide with a stationary object whilst reversing your vehicle

'Whats Juan done to his motoro?'

'Ah the idiot's only gone and Blanched it hasn't he!'

blanched

To be taken advantage of by your brother-in-law after having a mental breakdown

Dude, I totally blanched my sister-in-law when my wife was out of town.

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