blanched

to be completly high or stoned
blanched is a cool way to say it

Stoner 1: "dude, lets get blanched later"
Stoner 2: "man im already blanched outta my mind"

Stoner 1: "k so meet you in 10 minutes?"
Stoner 2: "Fuck yea man, im gonna get so fucking blanched now"

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Blanche

to be extremely stoned, or high.

Whoa man, im sooo blanched right now.

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Blanching

Chillin in a hot tub until your insides are cooked then jump in a cold pool till your willy is an “Innie”

Let’s go blanching in the hot tub and pool!

blanche

A slutty old woman

That woman is such a blanche, just like that old woman from the Golden Girls

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Blanched

To collide with a stationary object whilst reversing your vehicle

'Whats Juan done to his motoro?'

'Ah the idiot's only gone and Blanched it hasn't he!'

Blanche

A Blanche is a Cassandra constantly bemoaning life's hardships, but to no avail as few are listening. Things will continue as they are. Thus, in turn making Blanche a buffoon of sorts. Though an amusing one. Blanche is innocent, but misguided. A knave.

Scene: " Officer, I can't believe you're issuing me a ticket for driving in the 'car pool lane', I didn't know." The officer's response would be, "But you are, Blanche".

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blanched

To be taken advantage of by your brother-in-law after having a mental breakdown

Dude, I totally blanched my sister-in-law when my wife was out of town.

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