The act of crying after receiving a blowjob due to it not lasting long.
M1: "Dude my girlfriend broke up with me last night because I pulled a Ryan Blaney"
M2: "Bro what? What the fuck is a Ryan Blaney?"
M1: "I want you."
A guy with a spanish wife that uses her as a cover up for easy access to unsuspecting child victims
George : Oh shit! Mr blaney is coming!
Ronnie : run before he takes you to his blaney cave!
a weird old man who teaches in a high school and hates his job
Timmy:Hey man look.
Timmy:What.
Jimmy:Its mr blaney
Timmy:Oh dude he hates his life