A blanket is another term used for taint coined by some hill billy tree fucker in my HVAC class
You can suck my Blanket
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A retarded person; someone who rides the slow bus; mentally-challenged.
Person: "Dude I made the wrong turn again."
Person 2: "Your such a blanket dude."
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The warm thing that people fuck under
Brandon: Yo Ashley lets go fuck under that warm blanket
Ashley: Ight bet
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a condom. something you should always have in your car
Homie1:hey dawg do you got a blanket
Homie2: you should have known to bring one she told you she wanted the dick
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A jive term used to describe segregation in uber black communities.
Man, that turkey baster could dig grease while chomping on buns and dragging through the garden, but couldn't eat a picture because of the blanket authorities. Golly
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One who will defend his or her share of blankets by any means necessary.
Oftentimes blanketeers will even go so far as to deprive the second party in the bed of adequate amounts of blanket for sufficient coverage.
"Dammit Allison, Iโm freezing, you are such a blanketeer."
"Christ man, I woke up totally sans covers this morning, Ruddy is such a blanketeer."
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When someone says something so boring that it literally puts you to sleep.
Joel: Man, that statement Tyler said was so blanket, put me right to sleep.
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