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What insecure white kids call marijuana, this is a break off of the common expression "mary jane". although humorous this expression is fucking stupid
charlie white boy: sell me an ounce of that sweet mary j blige
Dealer: What the fuck cracker?
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Cunning and discrete way of informing or alerting other people in the group that you or any other party is having a spliff
Dude, John's totally got some mary J Blige Blazin outside, He'll be a while
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1) receiving or rendering a drama-free, no strings attached handjob. (includes no hateration, nor holleration)
I was in the back of the dancerie getting a Handy J. Blige while "Real Love" played in the background, and security wasn't even tripping
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Is you for skinninG A MARY-J-BLIGE
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Someone who works so damn hard and is so damn good at what they do, it makes you wanna smack yo momma for not having better genetics (and yo poppa, of course).
Maaan, I pulled a Mikey (J Blige) this week, worked 70 hours, finished 4 tracks, cleaned my entire house, filled out my taxes, wrote a newsletter, went out to 3 shows, volunteered at a youth clinic, gave a production lesson, sewed myself some new pants, made my gf dinner, etc. I should probably get some more done.
There's something about her isn't there.
Vanilla Ice- I just got jumped by a van full of Crips to get to Mary J Blige. They fucked my ass up.
Pat Healy- You should see Norm the pizza boy. He had somebody break his back to get to her. He hasn't been walking right in a long time now.
someone is considered a mary if they purchase an iconic shirt with none other than our lord and saviour, mary j blige, on it and it becomes the only thing they wear everytime they exit their house. if they meet this criteria, they will therefore be renamed mary and their original birth name will nullify.
person 1: babe is that steph over there?
person 2: no you dirty bum bitch, have you seen her outfit? that's mary j blige.