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The sound of a mediocre impact. Unlike a large impact sound, BOOM! KAPOW! etc., that might have a flash of light or mushroom cloud with it. Unlike a small impact sound like Thud, or Poof, that might raise a little dust, Bloof is in the middle.
The meteor ripped through the sky, men wailed in anguish at their impending doom, women sardonically sipped their coffees, wines, and vodkas, while encouraging children to enjoy the light show. Smaller the meteor became until it impacted in Skunkypoo Swamp with a less than resounding... bloof.
Something that you have desire for.
I really have a bloof for some ice cream right now.
Meaning weed; can be used as a noun, adjective, verb, or adverb.
Noun: We gotta get some bloof bro.
Adjective: Can’t do shit I’m totally bloofed.
Verb: Hey man I’m bloofing right now.
Adverb: Her eyes were so bloofy after smoking that j.
1.A word used when there is nothing else to say
2.feeling random
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bloof: \blüf\ n - An extemporaneous missive posted on the internet, composed by an inebriated author.
After reading Datter's latest bloof, I'm getting worried about his liver!
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A bloof is one of the "popular" kids. The kind of kids who think that every one likes them. The boys are typically really good looking and confident and always flip their hair. The girls are usually "hot" and get all the guys with their bodies, confidence, and large amounts of make-up.
"Whoa! Regina George is a totaaaall bloof, she gets all the guys and wears a ton of make-up!"
OR...
Bloof- "Ahh! I dropped my pencil!" (Bends over right in front of bloof boy)
Bloof Boy- "Wow, that is one nice piece of booty! Do you wanna go out and make bloof children?!" (Boy flips hair)
Bloof- "Right now? Sure!"
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A beautiful, almost marvelous metaphor for society and the pain of everyday life it puts on us.
“Wow, this is a tradegy.. ughhh society and all there bloofs.”
“My depression is caused by bloof “
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