blook

A printed compendium of a blog, available in book form.

I'm not really sure why people would buy a blook when they can just read the blogs for free.

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blook

a person who is unnecessarily thought to be intimidating when really, she or he is a pretty nice person.

"But I can't just go over and talk to her, she's intimidating."
"Are you kidding me? She's the nicest girl in the world..."
"I guess. She's a total blook."

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blook

The condition of becoming a moody mary or negative nancy because of having a thelly.

Naplam has really been a blook lately.

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Blooking

After anal sex, spreading your partners anus and shining a torch inside so you can romantically peer deep into your partner.

I was never sure if I was pushing shit with the strap on, so I had to start blooking him.

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Blook

A portmanteau of “but” and “look”.

“Blook, the nature of the challenges that we’re going to face are immense and one of the things that we know about the presidency is that it’s never the challenges that you expect. It’s the challenges that you don’t that end up consuming most of your time.” - Barack Obama

blook

Weirdo, hoe, and dumb

Nigga yu a blook on god

Blooks

Portmanteau of “bad” and “looks”.

Person 1: Bro someone stole my quarter pounder today.
Person 2: Damn blooks fr