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When you train your anal gum slut is trained well enough and gapes freely after where her as a pink sock puppet, and her asshole blossoms into a prolapsed mess resulting in the shape of a blooming rose hence the Blooming Onion.
RyRy had these hoe's so coked up that they let him try on their pink socks until they proudly showcased their "Blooming Onion's".
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The process of taking a shit in which multiple pieces of shit are produced and land in the form of a blooming onion.
I just took a blooming onion shit! It really looks like a blooming onion!
When you put an unopened umbrella in a man's urethra and, once it is firmly in place, you open up the umbrella.
Guy 1: Bro, my dick hurts so bad.
Guy 2: Why, what happened last night?
Guy 1: Sarah gave me a Mary Poppins' Blooming Onion and now my dick looks like the Sarlacc Pit.
Your ashtray is so full it’s starting to look like a blooming onion
way of saying how garbage a person of color's haircut is. especially if its bunched up on the top of their head.
person 1: that nigga got a wicked haircut.
person 2: that shit looks like a blooming onion.