bloop-bloop

Slang word used for taking a dump; shit; dookie.

Man, I gotta take a bloop-bloop.

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Bloop

When a girl is riding a guys penis and he cums inside of her vagina. She then gets up and the cum drips out of her vagina making a bloop sound.

Last night I blooped my girlfriend and then she scurried away to the bathroom.

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BLOOP

The sound a thumb makes when being pulled out of an asshole. This term generally implies a man pulling a thumb out of a woman’s asshole, though can be used for all gender combinations.

“Bloop”
Woman: “What was that?”
Man: “Me pulling my thumb out of your asshole, Maggie”

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Bloop Bloop Bloop

Noun: The sound of breast milk dripping out of an old porn star's nipples from the series "Dirty-Kinky-Mature Women"

Dude, that kinky grandma said she wanted to bloop bloop bloop breast milk on my face

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bloop bloops

Bloop Bloops occur sometimes during a women's menstrual cycle. They are the heavy clots that are passed during their heaviest days during the cycle.

Bloop Bloops can also refer to the sound that they make make when the clots fall into the toilet. The term can also refer to the condition she has during this time, "I got the bloop bloops."
Bloop Bloops can also be compared to what a passed clot may look like, a "bloop bloop."

bloop bloops

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Bloop

It basically means absolutely nothing.
It can be used in place for a word.
It can be used to be totally freaking random.
It can be used for basically anything.
It means whatever u want it to mean.
It can be used to fill in awkward silences.
It could also be used to say something in an IM when u can't think of what to say.
It means nothing. Yet everything.

1. Person A: OMG GUESS WHAT??
Person B: WHAT!?
Person A: Bloop.
Person B: Omg Are you serious!?
Person A: Yes.
Person B: Holy Crap. :O
2. AIM buddy #1: Hey!
AIM buddy #2: Hey! What's Up?
AIM buddy #1: Not Much. How 'bout you?
AIM buddy #2: Not Much. Just chillin'
--10 minutes later--
AIM buddy #1: So...
AIM buddy #2: Yeah..
--10 minutes later--
AIM buddy #1: Bloop.
AIM buddy #2: LoL..What was that?

3. What the Bloop!?

4. Holy Bloop!!

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blooped

its the verb past tense version of the word blooper...
someone makes a mistake or something that is slightly embarrassing

(after falling down in the shower) i just blooped myself

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