Bloot

A cummy shit, named after the sound it makes when it hits the water

Jesus, after an intense session with Gregory last night, I took the meanest bloot of my life

bloot

The confirmation of what has been previously said.

you: So, the Eagles suck again this year?

me: bloot

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Bloot

What your cat does when you try to pet it and it won't let you, because it moves just enough to be out of reach.

I tried to wipe the smeg on the cat, but it blooted out of reach.

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Bloot

A multipurpose utterance used in conversation as a substitute for esoteric, challenging, predictable or forgotten words, or as a means of giving one's own gestures unnecessary audible emphasis.

You can tell a dog is happy from the way it can't stop wagging its bloot.

Bloot

Bloot is when you dislike something someone else is doing

Me: stop being so annoying you bloot

Her/Him: Shut up you sounding like a fucking bloot yourself

Bloot

A post on BlueSky social media.

Hey did you see that Bloot by Johnny Dangerously?

Yeah, hes such an ice guy.

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Bloot

A post on BlueSky Social Medial.

Hey did you see the Bloot that Johnny Danerously made? He’s such an ice guy!

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