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The sexual act of having one partner pretend to be a slug on a slip and slide covered with Palm Olive while the other partner masterbates at the end of the slip and slide. When the partner reaches the end of the slip and slide the other partner finishes on their face, thus covering them in a slug trail.
Partner 1: Oh yeah. Blorp towards me.
Partner 2: *blorp*
Partner 1: Yeah I fucking like that.
Partner2: *blorp*
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The greeting noise a cat makes, either due to pleasure or merely surprise
My cat just blorped a greeting at me
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An exclamation made while belching
Person 1: *Blorp*
Person 2: "Good one."
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When you hang out at your apartment cheerfully listening to 90s music while dancing and cleaning cat litter off the floor.
"perfect, I'm hungry too. I'll be there in 10 to 15 minutes after noon"
"OK! I'll be BLORPING around the house!"
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An ambiguous, potentially hostile, sex act.
Just because I blorped a bunch of dudes don't make me gay, mama.
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person 1: man that alien is such a fucking blinko blorp person 2: I know right I fucking hate blinko blorps