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When you get close to busting a nut but can't completely bust, then its an unbearable pain an your balls turn blue like there sad they couldnt bust.
My friend sucked my pickle but her parents came home so we had to stop and i had to sneak out because she snook me in her house, i was so close to busting, but never got to, i had the worse case of blue balls.
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The state of pain and discomfort caused by an interrupted session of fellatio. Can happen for a number of reasons, including (a) calling the girl by a name that's not hers, especially the name of an ex she knows about (b) turning on the TV in the middle of getting head (c) interruption by a third party, especially parents or other authority figures (d) the girl having had too much to drink earlier and needing to throw up right there and then (with it ending up on your shoes, trousers, and possibly lap). Results in almost cramp-like pains in the groin and/or abdominal areas. Sometimes used as a way for a girl to inform a guy she's breaking up with him.
1) I have blue balls, because I forgot and called my girlfriend by my ex's name.
2) Jimmy got blue balled when the girl he was feeding drinks to had to throw up.
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a painful condition of the tesicles due to being sexually aroused for too long
One way to deal with blue balls is to take a cold shower.
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Extreme seminal back-up caused by coming close to getting pussy and not getting it or not getting any for a long period of time. Aslo caused by long periods of semi-sexual activity and not getting any. ex: Dry humping, hand/blow jobs and not cumming.
My girlfriend can't blow and I got blue balls.
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When a guy is sexually stimulated for a long time but is not brought to the point of climax. Girls, you can take control of us guys by teasing us until we have blue balls and then amusing yourselves with our discomfort. It is best done when you tie our hands so we are in your power. Don't worry about us; we are tough and we'll get over it.
He: Oh baby, I'm begging you to let me cum you've given me such a case of blue balls. Ple-e-e -ze.
She: Wait a few minutes. I want to get something to eat. Then we'll talk about it.
He: (softly moaning) Ple-e-e-ze.
She: Can you say that again like you mean it?
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When the male balls puff up, turn blue, and hurts....Like Hell
hey dude did you get that hoe last night?
Yeah but she gave me blue balls.
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A strange condition stemming from extreme sexual stimulation of the male gentals but not allowing orgasm to occur. Like a previous entry mentions, "When Polly won't finish off your cracker". Said to be extremly uncomfortable, as if taking a shot to the testicles and having the pain radiate up to your navel. The best and most common remedy is to beat it off, but there are some guys who refuse to do so and prefer the cold shower which also helps to counter the pain. And yes ladies, please don't let this happen to your men, because it sucks.
That one night stand left Matt with a bad case of blue balls. His wingman, on the flip side, had it made.
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