blueneck

A gay person.

Jim: Hey, nice ass.
Tim: Shut up, you blueneck!
Jim: Hey, that's not what your mom said.

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blueneck

blueneck (n): an individual isolated among the extreme leftward sociopolitical realm in the US

the blueneck is an individual who generally fails to understand the basic notions of economics or traditional religion and sees existence through a simplistic notion of culture, ideas and impulses; e.g. "aging liberal hippie douche" (cf. South Park)

blueneck example: tenured philosophy professor who makes 90 grand a year, has one child (in grad school); paid off his house in 1998, and lives in a town in Vermont where the last violent crime was the Revolutionary War

philosophy professor: "so I said to my colleague, 'I say Charles, that overweight caterer for your faculty retirement party misspelled "hors d'oeuvres" haha' "

(Northern New England; San Francisco, CA; Portland, OR; Chapel Hill, NC; Sante Fe, NM; Austin, TX; Greenwich village and Brooklyn NY)

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blueneck

Any person rooting for the University of Kentucky that believes UK basketball is the be all end all of college sports. Normally displays a trait if yelling "go big blue" when it doesn't even apply.

Person A: Who do you think is going to win the World Series of college baseball.
Person B: Rice has the pitching, I just don't think UCLA can hit them.
Blueneck: Well how many points would Rice put up on the 98 Cats?

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