Bluming

Preforming the art of Ejaculation, edging, and gooning. Typically preformed while staring at a rather large Blum bunda.

I think I'm going to Blum
“Blum Jewish”, I’m bouta Blum

Watch out I might Blum
Look at him he is Bluming

Blume

The only skincare brand that has side effects of giving you that inner and outer glow, making you feel like the badass that you are. Everything smells amazing, too. Warning: you might get obsessed (and after effects might cause lots of staring in the mirror because of THAT GLOW)

"There are so many products I should be trying but you'll have to pry my Blume acne treatment out of my cold, dead hands." - @croissantbabey