Blumpkin

1. (noun): oral sex given to a male partner while he is defecating on a restroom toilet.

2. (noun): a large, fat black man wearing an orange goose down parka; contraction of BLack and pUMPKIN.

1. "I took her to the shitter and got a blumpkin. It was greasy though and I think I splashed her chin."

2. "Ha Haaaaaaaaa. Yooooooo! Hey, yo! look at that Blumpkin ass nigga."

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Blumpkin

The act of defecating while receiving a blow job.

Blumpkin Haiku:

Stinky poo, deep throat\
Get on your knees now baby\
Man, I love bumpkins\

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Blumpkin

the act of giving a blowjob to someone while he is taking a shit

Holly gave kyle a blumpkin in her bathroom.

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Blumpkin

Its when a #A chick gives you head while your sittin' on the toilet takin' a shit!" -Harold and Kumar: escape from Guantánamo Bay.

Chick-" Hey you want a Blumpkin?"
Guy-" Whats a Blumpkin?"
Chick-" Ugh never mind"
Guy-"Damn!"

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Blumpkin

Recieving oral sex while taking a shit.

Yo' bitch gave me a blumpkin last night when yas left fa smokes.

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Blumpkin

A blumpkin is when a guy is sitting on the toilet taking a shit while simultaneously receiving dome from a girl

Kyle-"Yoo ryan how was last night with sarah?"

Ryan-"So dope, before i knew she was giving me dome when i was shitting!!!"

Kyle-"you mean like a blumpkin?"

Ryan-"exactly"

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Blumpkin

getting a blowjob on the toilet while taking a number two.

I got a blumpkin the other night after I ate some taco bell. We both needed toilet paper.

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