Random
Source Code
Random
The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump.
Morty made frequent trips to the office restroom, but never when the janitor who calls Costa Rica is there, because that janitor like to give Blumpkins.
25552👍 10930👎
when a guy is taking a shit while receiving a blow job
she gave me a blumpkin at school, it felt so nice
1👍 1👎
A chic who has given a (blumpkin) more than once. A blumpkin is the art of getting a blowjob while relieving your bowels, normally in a toilet.
Yesterday morning this chic gave me another "blumpkin" so I got her a t-shirt that says "blumpkinator" she wears it proudly!
40👍 16👎
When your spouse gives you a blow job while you are taking a shit on the toilet
Stacey gave me a blumpkin last night in the bathroom.
111👍 52👎
Receiving a Blow Job while taking a shit. If done to perfection, than you will die. If both cum and shit excape your body at the same time, then yes you die. If you dont believe me try and find someone who has.
There are no examples for a Blumpkin. Everyones dead.
3483👍 2338👎
Involves having a bitch suck you off while you're on the shitter.
Bob had diarheaa problems, but the blumpkin made him feel much better while he was at the shitter.
38👍 20👎
The act of a female drawing a male phallus into her mandibular oraface, while said male evacuates fecal-matter from his rectum.
After I knocked the crack whore's teeth out, I made her give me a toothless blumpkin.
1135👍 988👎