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A comedian you would think is the world's biggest poof due to his soft-headed roles on America's Funniest Home Videos and Full House, but actually has a really risque act. Also the object of a silly cult at www.bobsagetisgod.com.
Bob Saget is god?
Why that's ENLIGHTENING!
A term that you can whip out of your pocket at any time of distress, or in any situation that causes a level of anxiety. Comes in quite handy in place of "GOD DAMNIT!" when small children are present. Made famous by Tourette's Guy.
*you miss a really great pool combo* "Oh, BOB SAGET!"
*you run over something large with the lawn mower* "BOB SAGET!!!"
(2 AM)*you stub your toe while getting up to go the potty* "OH BOB SAGET!!!"
The testicle that sagets and bobs a little more than the other one. He hangs a little lower.
Ironically Bob Saget (the HUMAN) made a majority of his money showing videos of everyday guys catching one to their respective Bob Sagets.
These pants are too tight! Bob Saget can't ventilate.
Taking a poop, while masturbating, and eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich.
Last night I got really bored and did a Bob Saget in the bathroom.
The act of having intercourse with a woman, then, post-climax, pushing her down a flight of stairs while videotaping, and finally sending the video of her descent (set to appropriately zany music) to “America's Funniest Home Videos”.
"Dude, my Bob Saget was actually aired on TV! I won $20,000!"
"It's a good thing I videotaped my Bob Saget; now they can only charge me with CONSPIRACY to murder!"
To use instead of fowl words "God Damnit" Say "Bob Saget" instead. Also taken from the famous Tourettes Guy shown on YouTube.
Person one: No...Im not single sorry.
Person two: Oh, Bob Saget!
a name you say in place of something that went bad
if you fall on your face you would say "bob saget"