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Bollard Wall

A cheap, ugly type of fence made of unconnected posts in the ground.

Hey, let's go climb over that bollard wall! Even with your tiny slippery hands, it will be easy!

by Trumplstiltskin May 4, 2017

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Bollarding

When couples go around and have romantic times with illuminated bollards, often on dangerous junctions whilst taking selfies

Check out those beautiful set of twin illuminated bollards, Shorty...let's go and do some bollarding

by pusscat4shorty November 17, 2020


Diversity Bollard

A recent innovation of installing bollards outside festivals, events, concerts etc with a high volume of foot traffic to protect the common citizen from diversity driven cars, vans and trucks.

Klaus: I want to go to the Christmas market this year
Gunter: I don't think it is safe.
Klaus: Oh don't worry, they are installing diversity bollards this year.

by DigitalCigarettes December 22, 2024


bollard

A unit of measurement of time, specifically calculated as the amount of time a newly erected bollard will stand successfully on 3rd Ave in Phoenix before being destroyed by another terrible Arizona driver. Equivalent to 3.2 earth days.

“9,923 bollards ago our fathers brought forth, upon this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.” -- Abraham Lincoln, probably...

by Derek Giff September 10, 2021


bollard

A unit of measurement of time, specifically calculated as the amount of time a newly erected bollard will stand successfully on 3rd Ave in Phoenix before being destroyed by yet another terrible Arizona driver. Equivalent to 3.2 earth days.

“9,923 bollards ago our fathers brought forth, upon this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.” -- Abraham Lincoln, probably...

by Derek Giff September 10, 2021