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Bollocks

My favourite word of all time.
Generally a term used for male genitalia
but can be used for anything.
Something crap or shite,
something not true,
when you drop heavy things on your feet,
a word for tired or knackered
a slag for someone who is annoying or 'a little shit',
A word that shocks and appauls Mrs. Doyle 'get-your-bollocks-outa-my-face'

'Jaysus this applemac is a load of bollocks!'

'Nah that never happened, thats a load of bollocks.'

'Bollocks!! Me toes!!!!'

'I was awake all night, and now Im feckin bollocksed!!'

'That little bollocks threw bottled piss at me!!'

by Black_Rose_325 September 26, 2008

52πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


bollocks

(n.) A coarse British exclamation meaning balls; testicles; scrotum. It is often be used as an expletive in place of balls, damn, shit, crap, fuck, etc., but, oddly on occassion, also as a term of appraisal and even esteem.

(v.) A term meaning to screw something up; a fuck up. afail.

Also spelled "bollucks" usually by Americans.

Appraisal:
Nigel: Manchester United is nothing without David Beckham.
Cyril: That's a load of bollocks!

Exclamation:
Cyril: You know you danced with that girl with toilet paper stuck to your shoe?
Nigel: Bollocks!!

Esteem:
Nigel: Bar Keep! A round of pints, if you will. On me!
Cyril: Oy, Mate! You're the dog's bollocks!

Verb:
Cyril: You want me to be your wingman at the club tonight?
Nigel: No. After the toilet paper incident, I don't want you bollocksing up my chances again, mate.

by Tenacious Faulker February 18, 2010

113πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž


bollock

1. n. testicle
2. v. The act of a fat person running in a lopsided manner
3. v. tell off
4. Bollocks adj. - not true, rubbish

1. "ouch he only gone twatted me in the bollocks guvn'or"
2. He was bollocking along at a fair old pace in an attempt to escape the rozzers.
3. Dr. Percy have the pupil a right bollocking for not handing in his work
4. "Thats plainy bollocks good sir!"

by Drazic March 2, 2004

136πŸ‘ 51πŸ‘Ž


Bollocking

A harsh punishment for something you've done.

In the words of James May as his blimp flies into restricted airspace:

"I may be about to get a collosal aviation bollocking"

by Mike Hunt, York Hunt May 20, 2010

73πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


Bollocks

A phrase that can mean basically anything. Commonly used to describe a time where all hell breaks loose. Is also used to describe the action of poop.

β€œWhat the bollocks? Who stole my carkison?”
β€œI gotta go drop the bollocks off at the pool, I just ate Taco Bell and can feel it comin.”

by Bollocks&Arsimus April 14, 2022


bollocks

The most useful word in the English language.

Me:- "OK love, when your grandma and grand dad come around it would be really good if you jump up and down on the sofa shouting Bollocks. Can you do that?"

Mate's 2 year old daughter:-"Yes"

Ten minutes later, old folks arrive, little girl jumps on sofa:

Mate's 2 year old daughter:-"Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks"

Mate's wife:-"Please leave my house"

Me:-"Oh bollocks"

by Fon March 22, 2005

431πŸ‘ 199πŸ‘Ž


The Bollocks

1. The best of something, in relation to other examples of the said thing (See also 'The dog's bollocks').

2. A total and utter lie.

1. Did you ever play that game 'Terranigma' on the SNES? It was the bollocks.

2. Never mind the bollocks, let's go on a drugs binge.

by elprza October 28, 2003

22πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž