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A pizza with toppings which completely cover the crust all the way to the edge, as found in styles such as Detroit, Sicilian, and Grandma pizzas.
Pizza Bones are the "un-topped" outer edges of pizza crusts, which are discarded by some eaters for being frequently hard and flavorless, and generally the most uninteresting part of most pizzas. Covering the entire crust surface with sauce, toppings, and cheese creates a pizza which does not generate these "bones", being instead uniformly edible and to some palates, vastly superior to "pizza with 🅱️ones in".
The term "boneless pizza" may be utterly baffling and alien to those who are unaware of the existence of non-bone-generating pizza styles, or of the mere use of the term "bones" to refer to said pizza crust edges.
Person 1: bruh, I'm dead ass hungry right now.
*phones pizza*
a different Person 2, who actually has a clue: Ya pizza, whatchu want?
Person 1: lemme get uhhhhhhh, a BONELESS PIZZA, wit a 2 litre of coke
Person 2: So, a St. Louis style, with what toppings?
Person 1: uhhhhhhh...pepperonis. Cheese. Wit extra pepperonis.
*order continues*
can i get uh, Boneless PIzza wit a two litre of cok.
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A pizza dat ain't got none of dem shit's in dat pizza bro
"Lemme get a uhhh... boneless pizza and a 2-liter coke."
"Da fuck-"
can i get uhhh...
BONELESS PIZZA
Boneless pizza is a meme about pizza even though pizza aint got no damn bones on it.
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A term for drooling mouthbreathers to use and think that their shitty memes are funny.
"Hey, can I get a uhhhh.... BONELESS PIZZA? Hahaha, I'm dying alone...."
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Can I get a Boneless Pizza with uhhhhhhhh a two liter
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A thing that does not exist. Pizza has no bones PERIOD.
Asshat: "Can i Order a boneless pizza?" Hard working pizza chef: "No They do not exist."
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