When you get a hard on from seeing a only a cute/attractive face.
Damn, that Ariana Grande pic gave me a wicked Face Boner.
Something that really sucks, or is really depressing
My birthday was a total face-boner again
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One who is a total douche bag, tool, or asshole. It can also be used as a term with your friends to piss one off.
Richard: "You're a total sasquatch boner sucking face!"
Jamal: "You're a dick" *starts crying*
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A male homo sapient whomst genetalia happens to be in the facial region rather than between their two goddamn legs.
Dem nigger got dicks in their eyes, they be boner faces.