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1. (noun) An adorable species of monkey that is particularly known for its dazzling cheeks, stunning eyes, and its resplendent physical stature. It is probably most famous for its ability to imitate the new born and its unique way of communication with other species of monkey. Characteristics of the Bonobo also include a sporadic sexual appetite and a tendency to indulge in naughty endeavors.
2. (adj.) Used to describe any sexy female with a gorgeous personality.
3. (noun) A hotty with a body.
1. The Bonobo climbed the tree and talked to a fellow Gibbon.
2. Yo John! Did you see that chick? She was so fine, she was just pure Bonobo!
3. Dayum!! What a Bonobo!
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1. (verb) to resolve a conflict in a peaceful manner
2. (verb) having sexual intercourse after a conflict, participating in make up sex
1. The two groups had been rivals for many years, but once they sat down and talked with each other they were able to bonobo their issues.
2. They were fighting all night but they must have made up becuase they've been bonoboing all morning.
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A person or animal that becomes aroused by objects, actions, or situations, that would not usually cause arousal in a normal individual. This term gets its name from the fact that bonobo monkeys tend to become aroused and partake in auto-erotic activities when someone jingles their keys in front of them.
Levi's such a weirdo. Anytime he sees garden gnomes or troll dolls, he totatlly spanks the monkey. What a bonobo!!!
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A Bonobo is a small, french looking animal usually found in the heart of Tropical terrain.
The Bonobo has a strange tenancy to prey on the young and weak(drunk)
The Bonobo has a small compartment in between it's legs to lure in innocent bystanders.
When threatened, the Bonobo will make a loud shrieking noise and then proceed to rid of all it's clothing.
Guy 1 "dude, don't get too fucked up, there are bonobo's around"
Guy 2(next morning) : "dude, i was attacked by a bonobo last night, it was fucking scary"
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A great word to call a slut that claims he or she is “poly” without getting suspended or fired. It comes from the primate that is known for sluttery.
Girl 1: waaaaaah!!! doesnt wanna be my freind anymoreee because i cheated on my girlfreind but im poly!!
Girl 2: Uhhh…. Aren’t we in middle school? Okay? Sorry I guess
Two years later…
Girl 1: Yur a BEEATCH!
Girl 2 : Fuck you too! You aint just a bitch you a Bonobo.
When someone is being stupid and you want to insult them using a silly word that means they're a fucking monkey.
"Akronym. You are a literal bonobo. Hit your shots dude!"
"Akronym, You're such a bonobo"
To fuck someone like a bonobo chimpanzee who won't quit. Rapid fire bang.
I'm going to fuck you like a bonobo, girl/boy.
She ain't no hoe, just because she went bonobo.
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