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King of all spyware. Underneath the cute purple fur is a evil so great I dare not speak its name. Rumored to have been put onto Windows ME backup disks. Chances are, your computer has bonzi buddy on it. The only way to save yourself is to quest for the magical golden package.
Little girl: Mommy! Mommmy! I had that bad dream again!
Mom: Was it bonzi again?
Little girl: Yes...
Mom: Curse you Bonzi Buddy! Stop haunting my child's dreams!
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1. The worst computer trojan/virus known to human kind. Possibly the worst thing of anything (Even worse than Kenny G).
2. The true name of Satan
@#$%! %#$@in' Bonzi Buddy!!1 %$@# you!
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The art of waiting to the last possible second to grab your spouse head and pull down when you blow a nut
Some Girl I meet at the bar offered me a BJ .and I had to see if she could Bonzi swallow. To my surprise she didn't blink an eye.
Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do.
That’s all he ever says.
“Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do”
-Bonzi Buddy 2004-2007
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A campfire (usually takes place at a party) where if the smoke points in your direction you and the opposite person have to go and make love. It is called a Bonzie fire because the first one is rumored to have began at one of bonzie’s (Nina Ferraro) concerts.
Me and Emily sure had a fun time at that bonzie fire
The iconic Canadian rapper duo budgies named Mika and Bonzi
Person 1: Have you listened to MK Bonzi's new track?
Person 2: Yeah! It goes "chirp chirp chirp!"
The best player on Notre dame, and the best player in college basketball. The most loyal player you will ever see. Can do just about anything on the court, against whoever is guarding him. Averages a double double like its his job. Most people hate him cuz they aint him. Just consider him the goat. You can watch him in the Natty in April
Bonzie Colson is the GOAT. Bonzie Colson just scored another double double. I wish I could fuck Bonzie Colson