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Example no.1:
Me:*walks into Macdonald* Can I Get a Fuckin uuhhhhhhhhh
Employee:I Know.what You Want
me:Say It.Out Loud
employee:*blushes*borger
Example no.2:
Person 1:I'm going to Macdonald wat u want nigga
Person 2:borger
Person 3:KFC
Person 1&2:retard
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The best news Anchor. She works at the most trusted news channel know as Pew News.
It's me Gloria Borger
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When a male acquires the necessary amount of toes needed in order to complete this sexual act the parter takes the toes and gives the man a footjob but it's way more epic cuz it's fortnite
Male: YES I HAVE FINALLY ACQUIRED THE TEN TOES NEEDED FOR FORTNITE BORGER
Partner: performs FORNITE BORGER
Next day...
Male: Dude I got fortnite borger yesterday
Friend: okay now this is epic
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The mother fucking fortnite borger from McDonald's
Let's all go to McDonald's on August 6th ask for the fortnite borger, the look on the workers face will be awesome
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About as close to Bumfuck, Egypt as America gets.
Borger is a small town roughly 45 miles outside of Amarillo, situated in the Texas Panhandle.
Known for it's hardy, ignorant people and potent stench (a mix of feedlot carryover from other cities in the Panhandle and the ungodly stench of a Carbon Black plant, a Fertilizer plant AND an Oil Refinery), Borger finds itself caught somewhere between the quaint charm of Mayberry in it's decline, and the horror of Silent Hill.
The residents are mostly highly prejudiced (particular in regards to race, religion and "Them Evil Demmicrats!") but put on varying degrees of bland banality that range from outright batshit crazy codger to the sweet old lady who always smiles at you, says hi, and secretly pisses in every glass of iced tea she gives you.
The only industries thriving in Borger are the Oil Refinery, and of course, the mecca of all civilization in this tiny wasteland, Wal-Mart. However, Borger is so tiny and insignificant, it doesn't even get a freaking Wal-Mart Super-Center.
Pass through on the road to better places, but do NOT STOP. This town is a vortex that sucks away futures and intelligence.
Bob: You ever speak to Jody? She has to be the most ignorant redneck I've ever met. Used the N-Word at least a hundred times in the span of five minutes and proceeded to hit me with a Bible when I told her I was a Gay Atheist.
John: What do you expect? That bitch is from Borger, Texas.
Bob: Explains the smell.
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A stupid-ass bitch that likes to constantly try to suck your cock and is also trying to take your dick and put it in their asshole.
Person 1: God he acts like such a hill-borger
Person 2: God we have to stay away from that thing
A small suburb of Amarillo Texas, this town is a great example of the "redneck" lifestyle. Including bored police, a rundown mainstreet, and a wal-mart, this is any outgoing human's nightmare.
High School Kid: Hey I'm going to college
Borgan: uhh, what be this cool ige you takin bout. Here in Borger, Texas we don't do dat kindu stoof
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