bose

a company known across the industry by their slogan "no highs? no lows? MUST be bose!" enough said

my system sucks!
It must be bose!

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Bose

An acronym for a company which uses unreliable and substandard materials to create a stereo which disintegrates after short sustained use (about 3.2 seconds) at about 50 dB, then packages it in a pretty casing and surrounds it with marketing which is comparable to the Nixon '68 campaign in which he claimed he had "secret" solutions to our problems, so also does this company claim to have "secret" technology through planetary domination.

Stands for "Buy Our Shitty Equipment," or "Buy Other Sound Equipment"

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boses

sum chick said she wanted to give me boses so i said yeah turn out it was nudes

want sum boses?

bose

headphones that, while may not have the worlds best sound, will own any other company in noise cancellation. most haters cant afford them so they bitch about the sound quality.

Hater: dude bose suck. they have shitty sound.
Bose Owner: i cant hear you.

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Bose

Synonym of balls but commonly used to refer to a mate

Wagwan Boseman

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bose

a) a dog's nose. Not the entire muzzle, just the damp, whiffly bit on the end. Several other animals also have boses, e.g. foxes, wolves, badgers, bears, and fruitbats.
b) a doglike personality or spirit.
c) a dog.
d) a doglike person.

See nug.

"My dog's got no nose."
"How does it smell?"
"WITH ITS BOSE!"

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BOSE

Another word for BOSS but used to annoy English professionals and to use as a term to share with friends and have a good time

IM A BOSE

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