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When a man is banging a chick doggy style and he takes a dip from his lip and packs it in her butt. He then flips her on her back and uses a match to light her vaginal hair while yelling “Freedom!”
I pulled a Bostonian Flintlock on that chick and now I’m pissed because I don’t have anymore dip!
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The act of entering a rotary intersection, gambling that you will...
A. get out at the correct exit
B. get out within the first revolution.
C. be able to get out at all
D. get out alive
Variation on 'Russian Roulette', only losing usually doesn't kill you, but often makes you wish you were dead.
So named for the proponderance of such traffic circles in Eastern Mass. and the notorious driving habits of Bostonians
My commute forces me to play Bostonian Roulette every day.
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Someone who tries to pretend they're from Boston, but aren't. A Fake Bostonian is an out-ah-townah who possesses a Boston sweatshirt, says that they're from Boston, and has a varying degree of a Boston accent (usually they drop their r's, but don't have the vowels right).
Often seen using the water fountain instead of the bubblah, using their blinkers and calling them directionals, driving cautiously, putting rubber bands in their shopping carts instead of elastics in their carriage, and driving in traffic circles instead of rotarys.
Person: Can you put this in the shopping caht?
Bostonian: Fucking A, ah you a Fake Bostonian? Everyone around heah calls it a carriage.
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A sexual encounter, typically in public and typically between two males, wherein the couple frot (rub) against each other until one or both of the parties reach orgasm. Mutual hand Jobs are also acceptable, as long as the majority of the clothes stay on, the encounter happens in a secluded public place. Named after Boston, 'cause, really, what else are you gonna do there besides fuck and go to sporting events?
Gentleman A: I do say Wilberforce, you're looking rather dashing this evening
Gentleman B: Thank you Chauncey old bean, but it seems I have a rather urgent tumescence in my breeches, could I interest you in a Gentlemanly Bostonian Fuck?
Gentleman A: Why Wilberforce, that sounds smashing. Shall we rendezvous behind the azalea bushes? Wouldn't want the Mrs. to see, what?
Gentleman B: Topping, old bean, simply topping.
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A boy who wear a hat, Plays Baseball way too much, Beats the shit out of bad guys with his bat and shoots with his shotty, And last but not least he speaks dat Bostonian accent.
"Uh.... I don't even understand this. I mean do you even know who you talking to"?, To a Bostonian Baseball Boy?
You put your dick on top of your desk at work, take off one of your wing tip shoes and repeatedly smash your dick with it
Jim and Ed decided that the Bostonian was the only way to make up for missing their sales quota two months in a row
You act and tell everyone you’re a vegetarian, but eat prime meat cuts at social gatherings because that shit is too good to pass up.
Just so y’all know, I’m a Bostonian vegetarian, but these pork ribs hit tho and I can’t resist