to both

(verb) to defecate and urinate in the same sitting

**Near the end of a long road trip through the worst part of Florida**

Max: Dude, I can't wait to get there. I gotta go so bad!

Tim: Should I pull over?

Max: Nah, I'll wait cuz I need to both.

Tim: Oh, I thought you had to piss.

Max: Nah. I gotta both.

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Bothing

When you vomit and have diarrhea simultaneously, most likely caused by food poisoning ; the 5000% most nightmarish thing that can happen to a human being.

Dining at Chipotle is straight risky business; you'll most likely end up in the bathroom bothing all over and inside the toilette and trashcan.

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Both

(noun) Someone who is both poor and stupid

I'm stuck working with Matt, That kid is both as fuck.

You know nascar fans are poor and stupid right? yeah I'm both.

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Bothing

Bluffing + Nothing = Bothing
When your pissed but you say that you’re okay.

Sammy Bear: Are you ok with me hanging out with Flare??
Llama: ....
Sammy Bear: Whats wrong??
Llama: Bothing.

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bothing

the simultaneous act of vomiting and defecating.

Tom ate some bad chicken and had to miss work because he was bothing something fierce.

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Both

I know it's both

Iam "Right, right it's both but I'm not talking about to you. You get it. You see things at the level of the individual. But the horde does not. THAT'S what I want to know. Does the horde think I'm the good one or the bad one? I mean I'm sure it varies from one person to the next, right? (Obviously) but, in general, how does the horde see me?"

Hym "Negatively. That's how. Hahaha!"

Iam "....... You're not curious at all?"

Hym "Well, if they thought we were Jesus they would be mobbing us begging to be healed (because if you have the power to heal the sick; all anyone is ever going to want you to do is heal people all day every day. An idea the was explored once in "The 1100" and again I'm "Re:Do of Healer") or if they thought we were Jesus they would be lighting us on fire or something. So... As long as they don't think we are better then them in any capacity we should be safe."

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Bothing

Masturbating with both of your hands

Marn: i saw a porn star bothing on this girl
Finn: I saw that too

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