salad bowl syndrome

Code among men for when they want sex

Sally: Why did you send all those dick pics?
Tom: I have salad bowl syndrome
Sally: um ok then

irritable bowls syndrome

when your pipe runs out of weed and it becomes angry, also known as IBS (irritable bowls syndrome)

my pipe has irritable bowls syndrome and is angry

home bowl syndrome

The closer you get to home after a long day, the more you have to shit. Your stomach is able to recognize how far you are from a toilet and proceeds to push the poop the closer you are.

Man this home bowl syndrome is really hitting me hard