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An unattractive woman with overly large (presumably fake) breasts who flaunts them for attention. Of significant importance to the "bowser" designation is the presence of a jacked-up face (too much botox, a dead tooth, a weird mole, leathery skin, etc.) with the pair of obnoxiously large, sometimes veiny or misshapen, breasts which are barely contained in a tank top that's a size too small anyway.
Jay: "Yeah man, the last time we were at the Toledo Hooters we definitely missed their "A" squad."
Dave: "Yeah. Bunch of fuckin' bowsers working that night."
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Code word in Longwood FL for a Happy ending
This bitch was rubbin on me so good I said "Give me the Bowser"
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When ones foreskin is longer than ones penis
By golly his foreskin (bowser) far extends the length of his bell end
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A very ugly looking girl.
(Usually when she is spotted the theme music from the dungeon level of the game is hummed)
"Check out that chick..she's a total Bowser"!
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a SUPER quiet loner type of guy. never talks, even when he's with his group of the few friends he has. makes situations awkward with only his presence & when he does say something everybody listens. also has a distinct smirk when he smiles.
This Guy: Oh, hey, Bowser.
Bowser: ...
That Guy: Don't mind him, he doesn't say much.
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bowser is a hot sexy dilf from the game super mario
come rail me please
“yooo have you seen bowser from super mario?”
“yeah man he’s so sexy”
Noun: Australian slang for a petrol pump.
I can't believe the price of petrol at the bowser.
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