toilet paper boxing glove

A toilet paper boxing glove is where some individuals use half a roll of toilet paper each time they wipe their butt.The entire hand is wound with 10-20 wraps of TP all the way down to the wrist. At first glance,the toilet tissue bandaged hand might be mistaken to be broken or badly burned.

Dad looked like he'd been to the emergency room with that toilet paper boxing glove.

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two left hand boxing gloves

When a Vagina is severly swolen after a night of sex. The Vagina resembles two left handed boxing gloves

Last night, I beat her pussy up and left it looking like two left hand boxing gloves.

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How do you type with boxing gloves on

A rather stupid question frequently asked of Strong Bad.

What a lot of people ask.

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photoshopped a grizzly bear with boxing gloves

3 some elephant sex

person 1: "u photoshopped a grizzly bear with boxing gloves at school?!?!??"

person 2:"yes...and i got a detention for doing it!"

person1: "That means you wanna have 3 some elephant sex!"

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Glove box

The act of a hot woman getting finger banged by a genius electrician with extraordinary talent.

"I'm a goddam electrical genius", bitch let Papa Glove warm my hands up in your glove box so I can continue my epic crusade of electrical problem solving.

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glove box

Glove box is a common nickname for PCP, mostly heard in the southwestern US.

Shit man, this glove box is making me feel like Ethan Hawke.

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glove box sandwich

A sandwich you keep in you glove box for that quick on the go hunger quencher. Usually good for 6 to 8 years depending on location and type of sandwich

Jacob: I'm hungry can we stop and get a bite?

Ryan: We don't have time to stop, there's a Turkey Glove Box Sandwich in my glove box that's only 2 years old

Jacob: That sounds delicious!

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