Boyced

When there is a special being with an unnatural human nature. This being is known for having ocean blue, crystal eyes. It is known that only few intellectuals can view into those eyes in which a story is portrayed. It depicts a crystallized ocean where celestial beings are floating, truly a magnificent view.

Kid 1: It's only now till I noticed how crystal clear your eyes are.
Kid 2: ...

Kid 1: Truly a magnificent moment in my life.
Kid 2: did I just get Boyced?

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Boycing

To masturbate and be caught. Can be said as plain "boyce"

I walked in on him boycing himself!

when he annoyed me i told him to go boyce himself.

Boycing

Verb. The act of masturbating and being caught. Common insult. Can be said as plain "boyce"

When the boy was being annoying I told him to go Boyce himself.

I walked in on him boycing himself!

boyced

The act of bamboozling or sabotaging yourself for no apparent reason

Man, I can't believe I lost when I was up two stocks. I totally boyced myself!

boyc

Short for Balls on Your Chin (implying you are, or were, performing felatio)

You were really drunk at my birthday party last night ! BOYC

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boyce

similar to vayce. usually only limited to "peace". usage is broad, such as deets

Scott: KYLE YOU SPILLED PUNCH ALL OVER MY COUCH. AND GIVE ME BACK MY TWENTY DOLLARS
Kyle: BOYCE

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boyce

1. To boyce, verb. To be a cunt to your friends after embarking on a relationship, esp. by cancelling plans

2. To generally ignore one's friends' existance, eg ignoring calls / reluctance to see friends/ not wishing them happy birthday, esp. as a result of relationship

3. To let yourself become a fat, four-eyed geek through personal neglect

4. Boycism, noun. Dangerous school of thought / the behavioural patterens advocated therein, which states that the above behaviours are acceptable and in no way cuntish.

1. "Where's Dave? Bloody hell dont tell me hes boyced us again?!"

2. "I can't believe it! Im getting married today and Danny, my so called Best Man, has fucked off to Paris with his girlfriend! And now his phone's off! Gentlemen, we've been boyced."

3. "I would only go out with that fat midget bird if I had seriously boyced myself over the years."

4. "I can't stand this guy's boycism a second longer. Let's kill him."

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