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ex boyfriend

Men or immature boys who can't decide the difference between booty calls or a real relationship. They are like the lost boys from Peter Pan who choose to never grow up!

My ex boyfriend is a fag.

by anonymous one for the pages June 18, 2008

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Ex-Boyfriend

Someone who will want you back after they see that you are happy without them. They will also admit they were bad to make you feel better. He might admit that he's changed.

My ex-boyfriend started talking to me just because he saw my relationship status change. He told me he's changed... BS!

by musiclover_teen July 15, 2012

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ex boyfriend

a duche fuck who probably told you that he loved you and never wanted to let you go and then decided that you were too negative for him, even though he was the one bitching and whinning all the time about how he broke his leg and couldn't do anything, then broke up with you to go out with a whore he probably slept with in college, and broke up with you through a fucking email while you were on vacation because he was too much of a pussy to do it in person.

my ex boyfriend should lie quietly while i cut off each limb of his body with a small knife, so its long and painful.

by enigmaticsundry April 19, 2006

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ex boyfriend

a guy you once dated, but now either:
a. want dead
b. are "friends" with
c. hook up with every once in a while
or
d. have erased all traces that they ever existed in your life.

a. My ex boyfriend Jimmy should go play in traffic.
b. Bob and I are good friends now that all that annoying relationship crap isnt in our way. As long as he doesnt talk about his new girlfriend and how great she is...that is crossing the line.
c. We used to date but now we just fuck when we're lonely and/or bored.
d. Stephen who?

by randomlybored January 27, 2008

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ex boyfriend

A loser who you dated in the past in which you can now look back and only regret because you were way better than him anyway.

Written from (past) personal experience. Please examine yours (ex boyfriend.)

by pdrea April 27, 2007

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ex-boyfriend

The boy you know you shouldn't like..
But you still do

I really wish he hadn't become my EX-boyfriend

by lafk December 21, 2006

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ex boyfriend

An asshole who left you for their ex girlfriend

My ex boyfriend is the reason why i have trust issues

by dimitra:) December 17, 2020