Forming a relationship over social media during a worldwide pandemic. This relationship is temporary for the duration of social distancing restrictions. LDB/Gβs can pick up and drop off essentials during social isolation for their lockdown partner.
My lockdown boyfriend/girlfriend dropped me some cheesecake and milk around today
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A flirtatious relationship that doesnβt leave the workplace; Commonly found in restaurants.
My boyfriend/girlfriend would kill me if he found out about Jason, my work boyfriend/girlfriend!
I made out with my work boyfriend/girlfriend in the walk-in-cooler today!
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Someone who is only with someone else for their money, popularity, or good reputation. They dump the person as soon as things start looking bad for the person.
Fair Weather Boyfriend/Girlfriend:
1.
A- "Hey, have you seen Lauren's new boyfriend?"
B- "Yeah, I've seen him with some other girls before. He's a total fair weather boyfriend."
2.
A-"Zeke, where's Amy? Did she dump you?"
B- "Yeah, I'm poorer than a hobo now. Amy found out and broke up with me, what a fair weather girlfriend."
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Personal computer, specifically a reference to the monitor; used to describe those who spend too much time online or otherwise "involved" with their computer.
We broke up because s/he spends too much time with the square-headed boyfriend/girlfriend.
Turn off the square-headed boyfriend/girlfriend and come drink with us tonight!
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100% official and not fucking with no one else
He said we weren't dating anymore but that we were boyfriend and girlfriend.
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When a girl and a boy find out they like each other and start dating. They will love each other and promise to not cheat on each other.
Girl 1- OMG. They make such a good couple.
Boy- Now, that's the definition of boyfriend and girlfriend.
Girl 2- Like, totally.
(png bf/gf) Significant other of no particular significance but to:
A.) Approve/disapprove outfits before heading to clubs to hunt for boys/girls
B.) Give advice on what the opposite sex means by texts/non-verbal physical communications
C.) Be up for dinner or a movie at any given moment in the absence of a "real date"
D.) Have long conversations or short funny ones as long as they are amusing or supportive
E.) Approve/disapprove waxing options
F.) Screen all possible hook-ups and/or bootycalls for applicability.....
1. Good lord can you hang out with anyone besides your pseudo-non-gay boyfriend/girlfriend, jeez!
2. What's up with you and your pseudo-non-gay girlfriend/boyfriend! DUDE, come on! They're totally blockin' tonight!
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