sam bradlee

sam bradlee is the coolest hottest emo to ever exist. they're a sexy vampire and love MCR and WOOF WOOF WWOOF PURRRR PURR MEOWWW WOOF PURRRRRR

im fuckib in love with sam bradlee woof

Bradlee turner

A short stumpy guy who thinks he can get away with being a massive wad of goose fat when in reality he’s got major dandruff

Bradlee turner is fat