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An (early) morning blowjob where cum is swallowed.
"enjoy the sex? enjoy the 69? enjoy the breakfast?"
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*Break-Fast*
After sleeping, your body needs more energy/food to get the day started. In breakfast, you literally break the fast you had asleep.
"Anon you want some breakfast?"
"JEEZUS MUM WOT?? U TINK I'M STUPID?? OF COURSE I WANT BREAKFAST"
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that awkward moment when you walk in on your step dad eatin out your momzZ
last night i walked in on my step dad eatin out my momzZ an he looked up an said "its all god im just eatin breakfast"
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I would like to bend her over and see what she had for breakfast
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1. period of the day that includes Special K.
2. Meadow's favorite part of the day, because she loves staring at the back of Special K's "box".
Y: Now it's time for BREAKFAST!
M: I've been waiting all day for this!
Y: I know. You've been telling me all day.
M: oops.
Y: Dork.
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n. an excuse to have breakfast in the morning
Bob- "Can I have cake for breakfast?"
Shirley- "Only if you fry it up in grease and then smother it with butter and syrup."
Bob- "That's freaking brilliant."
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