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The need to explain your joke, when no one finds it funny. Hearing an actual funny joke, and changing the words immediately to make it unfunny...
That joke was so bad it was a Brentonism
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A cute, gassy man. attracts many girls. known for his sense of humor and charm. Intelligent but sometimes doesn't use it. Normally very horny but will wait patiently if he loves you. Can eat you out of house and home if you let him.
"Man I'm feeling really BRENTON right now, I have to take a cold shower"
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The act of pressing your lips, lovingly, tightly against another persons anus before blowing air inside. The love air is then passed back and inhaled for the lovers enjoyment. - "The Brenton"
The Brenton is often complimented with "The reach around" but should never be mistaken for "the rusty trombone".
We've known each other a while now, would you like to do "The Brenton"?
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Weedy to look at but packs a punch. generally drives a brent mobil. fuck with him and he will freeze you up and down like an icicle. dont be fooled, easily gains trust and adoration of ladies and men alike. also known as the white devil in slavic countries. listens to dallas green. passes time by killing cats.
'dude, is that the Brentonator walking towards us?' 'oh fuck dude it IS' *commit suicide*
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the most organic spaghetti sauce
brenton , the most organic spaghetti sauce and one may be found at the dollar tree.
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Founded in 2008 by Brenton Wilson as a way to combat the mainstream religions such as christianity and islam.
If you want to eat something then eat it because it is now allowed by The Church of the Brenton. another example is if you have a physics assigment is due but there is good swell at the beach on that day, you can go to the beach instead because it is now part of your religion.
Brenton thwaites is a hot actor most known for his roles as sexy dick grayson in titans, he is sadly married and has two kids.
Brenton thwaites is very hot.
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