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A mysterious man who will immediately scan a room or any environment within seconds for all clues, hints, information and signs of life. Even death. A human calculator to the 9s, but he sure can "spell" the numbers upside down, inside out to make the girls blush & writhe in excitement! An intelligent man enjoyed by many, but appreciated to the full by few. He's ok with that, trying to impress no one. His whit is unmatched. He'll share anything & everything, but you better be worth it or...he'll walk away unscathed. Sure will hurt you though! :)
Brian was staring at me!!
I KNOW! He was studying you!
I hope he liked what he saw!
You'll probably never know.
So true....
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Brian is the name of a boy who knows everything. EVERYTHING. I couldn't trust anyone else with my life, my secrets. He's also sexy (though I'll never admit it) and you have to prove yourself before you can gain your trust.
Girl: Brian's weird. Why are you friends with him?
Me: Why are you so judgmental?
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Brian is a handsome, toned, hot, sweet, guy. A Brian is the only type of guy you'd want to meet. He may freak out a few times in your relationship, but the way he loves you- you'll never ever let him go. If you let him go; you've made the worst mistake of your life right there. Always stay close with a Brian because he's the most trust worthy guy in the world and knows his way to a womans heart. He sure knows his way to mine.
A Brian is like a frog, once you catch it, you never want to let it go
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Any of the Brians in the IT department should be able to fix that for you.
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Getting convinced to do something that sounded good at the time.
I was brianed into drinking my weight in beer.
Jumping off the roof into the swimming pool sounds stupid, but you've brianed me into it.
Brian's fart was so stinky, I have lizard disease now.
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Brian is likely the best guy you'll ever meet. As in "I thought I knew what a great guy was, and then I met Brian." Smart, witty and funny, a Brian is the kind of person you need to make your life a better place. Kinder than any person you'll ever meet, a Brian will sacrifice his own needs to help others.
A Brian is also incredibly handsome. Think about the most handsome person you know...now multiply that by 10. That's a Brian.
A Brian is the kind of guy you feel like you've known forever even if you've just met him. A Brian is warm and inviting and will quickly earn your trust. He's honest and loyal and will give you the shirt off of his back or a pair of socks when you forget yours.
A Brian always has a ton of friends but only the luckiest girls get to be in an intimate, personal relationship with a Brian and they immediately know that something is different than any other guy they've ever dated.
As sweet and kind and charming as Brian is, he is also an animal in the bedroom. The best lover you've ever had, a Brian will leave your legs shaking and the rest of your body quivering. Brian has moves that you didn't even know existed. Inventor of the multiple orgasm. Brian is the kind of guy that after you are with him you want to call up previous lovers and tell them that they had no idea what they were doing in bed.
A Brian is every girls dream. Other men want to be him. A Brian is simply amazing in every way. Period. There's nothing better than a Brian.
I thought I knew what a good man was, then I met a Brian.
Brian was so good in bed last night I started speaking in tongues.
Geeze, Brad is nice and all, but he's no Brian.
She's so lucky...she's got a Brian. She better not screw that up!
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